Petition in support of Sir Salman

After all of those downing street petitions that you just knew where going to get ignored here is one that might not.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to accept our congratulations for recommending to the Queen that Salman Rushdie receive a knighthood

Nothing to do with Sir Salman of course, and more to do with the fact that it flatters the PMs already enourmous ego.